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I love Alfa Romeos and that [Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio] was tremendous.

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Jeremy Clarkson
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: April 11
Broadcaster
Film Producer
Journalist
Television Presenter
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Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson
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