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It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it.

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Jeremy Clarkson
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: April 11
Broadcaster
Film Producer
Journalist
Television Presenter
Writer
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson
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Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.
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I'm not only in touch with my feminine side, I'm in touch with my gay side as well.
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I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.
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You're a car, but most of all, what you are, what you've become, is a mate. And that's what makes a car special. That's what makes a car great. You start to think of it as a person. You start to love it.
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This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
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Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.
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Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn’t you?
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Ambition is a very dangerous thing because either you achieve it and your life ends prematurely, or you don't, in which case your life is a constant source of disappointment. You must never have ambition.
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The newest Ferrari of them all, the 458, the Italia. The GT3 was good, but nowhen near as good as this... almost nothing on Earth is as good as this... Set that something I've just told, involving Cameron Diaz... and some honey... then it comes that even that isn't as good as this.
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I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded!
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You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!
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You take out an injunction against somebody or some organisation and immediately news of that injunction and the people involved and the story behind the injunction is in a legal-free world on Twitter and the Internet. It's pointless.
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I think it's a good idea to tie Peter Mandelson to a van. Such an act would be cruel and barbaric and inhuman. But it would at least cheer everyone up a bit.
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I dish the dirt out and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it?
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If a football official were to call for a slow-motion replay every time Didier Drogba fell over, each match would last about six weeks.
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If the Scottish want to break away, I shall stand on Hadrian's Wall with a teary handkerchief, and say: 'Good riddance to the lot of you, and take your stupid bagpipes with you.'
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We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.
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There are shantytowns in South Africa that are built better than Renaults!
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I rang up Jay Kay, who's got one, and said: 'Can we borrow yours?' and he said, 'Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing.'
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A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.
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