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It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it.

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Jeremy Clarkson
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: April 11
Broadcaster
Film Producer
Journalist
Television Presenter
Writer
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson
Funny
Come
Things
Thinking
Amuse
Entertain

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They are by far the worst drivers. They are spiteful, dithering, old and in the way. They should have their licences taken away.
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We live in the worst country in the world. At least we do for lazy, inefficient, office-bound police, whose response to an extraordinary rise in violent crime is to order more speed cameras.
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I'm not only in touch with my feminine side, I'm in touch with my gay side as well.
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Ambition is a very dangerous thing because either you achieve it and your life ends prematurely, or you don't, in which case your life is a constant source of disappointment. You must never have ambition.
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Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.
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Americans are good at herding Bison. The end.
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You have city centre pubs where men go to meet girls, not realising that all girls in city centre pubs have thighs like tug boats and morals that would surprise a zoo animal.
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This is perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots.
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Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?
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I think it's a good idea to tie Peter Mandelson to a van. Such an act would be cruel and barbaric and inhuman. But it would at least cheer everyone up a bit.
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I dish the dirt out and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it?
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Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn’t you?
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If a football official were to call for a slow-motion replay every time Didier Drogba fell over, each match would last about six weeks.
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Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And we should have more of it, not less.
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.. international hand of freindship. A cigarette
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She can take a year to read something, whereas I like a book that becomes more important in my life that life itself. When I was in the middle of 'Red Storm Rising' by Tom Clancy - which was not selected for the Man Booker shortlist - you could have taken my liver out and fed it to the dog. And I wouldn't have noticed.
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I love Alfa Romeos and that [Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio] was tremendous.
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I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.
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This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
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When you've finished using a car, put the f***ing seat back, so humans can use it afterwards.
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