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I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded!

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Jeremy Clarkson
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: April 11
Broadcaster
Film Producer
Journalist
Television Presenter
Writer
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson
Swedish
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I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.
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Americans are good at herding Bison. The end.
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There are shantytowns in South Africa that are built better than Renaults!
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You take out an injunction against somebody or some organisation and immediately news of that injunction and the people involved and the story behind the injunction is in a legal-free world on Twitter and the Internet. It's pointless.
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I love Alfa Romeos and that [Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio] was tremendous.
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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
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Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.
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If the Scottish want to break away, I shall stand on Hadrian's Wall with a teary handkerchief, and say: 'Good riddance to the lot of you, and take your stupid bagpipes with you.'
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I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.
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I dish the dirt out and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it?
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Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius.
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I think it's a good idea to tie Peter Mandelson to a van. Such an act would be cruel and barbaric and inhuman. But it would at least cheer everyone up a bit.
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I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.
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I mean its a weekly occurrence that somebody will complain that Top Gear was on last night - and you just sit back and wait for the complaints. But if you start to pay attention to everyones concerns, you end up with something bland and boring. So you sort of have to ignore everybody in order to do the show how we want to do it.
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