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You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!
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Jeremy Clarkson
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: April 11
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Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson
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I dish the dirt out and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it?
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