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You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!

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Jeremy Clarkson
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: April 11
Broadcaster
Film Producer
Journalist
Television Presenter
Writer
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson
Killed
Remember
Distinctly
Blew
Boat

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