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Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius.

Jeremy Clarkson

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Jeremy Clarkson
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: April 11
Broadcaster
Film Producer
Journalist
Television Presenter
Writer
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson
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When I was 16, I wanted to look like Lord Byron. It's not really a haircut so much as a hair-not-cut, but I've never changed it. It's a bit Byron, a bit Don Juan DeMarco and other things that I aspire to be.
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Americans are good at herding Bison. The end.
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There are shantytowns in South Africa that are built better than Renaults!
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It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it.
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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
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If the Scottish want to break away, I shall stand on Hadrian's Wall with a teary handkerchief, and say: 'Good riddance to the lot of you, and take your stupid bagpipes with you.'
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Like every big organisation these days, the BBC is obsessed with the wellbeing of those who set foot on its premises. Studios must display warning notices if there is real glass on the set, and the other day I was presented with a booklet explaining how to use a door. I am not kidding.
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They are by far the worst drivers. They are spiteful, dithering, old and in the way. They should have their licences taken away.
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I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.
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Selling through the internet seems to be a very good idea. There are a million areas that we can go to.
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I dish the dirt out and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it?
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Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.
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You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!
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Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig.
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Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And we should have more of it, not less.
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If a football official were to call for a slow-motion replay every time Didier Drogba fell over, each match would last about six weeks.
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Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.
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I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.
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There are many rules for the elderly in the Highway Code. I have one too, and here it is: get a bloody move on.
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Governments would rather spend their money on another bomber than education, and why do we fear black men when every bit of suffering in our lives has a Caucasian face attached to it?
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