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Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius.

Jeremy Clarkson

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Jeremy Clarkson
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: April 11
Broadcaster
Film Producer
Journalist
Television Presenter
Writer
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson
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[on the BMW X3] If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you are an onion, here's your car.
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I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.
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Like every big organisation these days, the BBC is obsessed with the wellbeing of those who set foot on its premises. Studios must display warning notices if there is real glass on the set, and the other day I was presented with a booklet explaining how to use a door. I am not kidding.
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There are shantytowns in South Africa that are built better than Renaults!
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Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York, and that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face. All we know is he’s called the Stig.
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Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And we should have more of it, not less.
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Selling through the internet seems to be a very good idea. There are a million areas that we can go to.
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I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.
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...it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything, up to and including herpes, is better than being bored.
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Cows eat grass and silage. This is melting the ice caps and killing us all. So they need a new foodstuff: something that is rich in iron, calcium and natural goodness. Plainly they cannot eat meat so here is an idea to chew on. Why not feed them vegetarians?
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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
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Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.
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Americans are good at herding Bison. The end.
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Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.
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We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.
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I rang up Jay Kay, who's got one, and said: 'Can we borrow yours?' and he said, 'Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing.'
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This is perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots.
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If a football official were to call for a slow-motion replay every time Didier Drogba fell over, each match would last about six weeks.
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I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.
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I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.
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