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Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius.

Jeremy Clarkson

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Jeremy Clarkson
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: April 11
Broadcaster
Film Producer
Journalist
Television Presenter
Writer
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson
Stagger
Genius
Sometimes
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If a football official were to call for a slow-motion replay every time Didier Drogba fell over, each match would last about six weeks.
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I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.
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Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.
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Selling through the internet seems to be a very good idea. There are a million areas that we can go to.
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Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And we should have more of it, not less.
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[on the BMW X3] If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you are an onion, here's your car.
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A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.
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She can take a year to read something, whereas I like a book that becomes more important in my life that life itself. When I was in the middle of 'Red Storm Rising' by Tom Clancy - which was not selected for the Man Booker shortlist - you could have taken my liver out and fed it to the dog. And I wouldn't have noticed.
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You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!
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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
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If the Scottish want to break away, I shall stand on Hadrian's Wall with a teary handkerchief, and say: 'Good riddance to the lot of you, and take your stupid bagpipes with you.'
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We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.
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Planet Earth thought it had £10. But it turns out we only had £2. Which means everyone must lose 80% of their wealth
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.. international hand of freindship. A cigarette
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Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.
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I'm not only in touch with my feminine side, I'm in touch with my gay side as well.
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That [Pagani] Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.
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There are shantytowns in South Africa that are built better than Renaults!
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I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.
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Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig.
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