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Jeremy Clarkson
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Jeremy Clarkson
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: April 11
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Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson
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I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.
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In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled. Usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.
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God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.
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There are many rules for the elderly in the Highway Code. I have one too, and here it is: get a bloody move on.
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You're a car, but most of all, what you are, what you've become, is a mate. And that's what makes a car special. That's what makes a car great. You start to think of it as a person. You start to love it.
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I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.
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Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.
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[on the BMW X3] If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you are an onion, here's your car.
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I love Alfa Romeos and that [Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio] was tremendous.
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Italy's youngsters complain, apparently, about having to live at home until they are 72 but that's because they spend all their money on suits and coffee and Alfa Romeos rather than mortgages.
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Asking the front wheels of a car to do their normal job of steering while handling more than 170 is like asking a man to wire a plug while juggling. Penguins. While making love. To a beautiful woman while on fire, on stage. In front of the Queen. It's all going to go wrong.
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Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun.
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I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.
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We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.
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You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!
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