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You take out an injunction against somebody or some organisation and immediately news of that injunction and the people involved and the story behind the injunction is in a legal-free world on Twitter and the Internet. It's pointless.

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Jeremy Clarkson
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: April 11
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