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We live in the worst country in the world. At least we do for lazy, inefficient, office-bound police, whose response to an extraordinary rise in violent crime is to order more speed cameras.

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Jeremy Clarkson
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: April 11
Broadcaster
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Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson
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