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They are by far the worst drivers. They are spiteful, dithering, old and in the way. They should have their licences taken away.

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Jeremy Clarkson
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: April 11
Broadcaster
Film Producer
Journalist
Television Presenter
Writer
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson
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Spiteful
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