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I'm not only in touch with my feminine side, I'm in touch with my gay side as well.

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Jeremy Clarkson
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: April 11
Broadcaster
Film Producer
Journalist
Television Presenter
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Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson
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I rang up Jay Kay, who's got one, and said: 'Can we borrow yours?' and he said, 'Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing.'
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Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.
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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
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Americans are good at herding Bison. The end.
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I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last census, I put my religion down as Jedi Knight.
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I dish the dirt out and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it?
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There are many rules for the elderly in the Highway Code. I have one too, and here it is: get a bloody move on.
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I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.
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I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded!
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I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.
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When I was 16, I wanted to look like Lord Byron. It's not really a haircut so much as a hair-not-cut, but I've never changed it. It's a bit Byron, a bit Don Juan DeMarco and other things that I aspire to be.
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Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.
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.. international hand of freindship. A cigarette
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The public seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all accidents are avoidable, and that death is something that only happens to people who eat meat and smoke.
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Cows eat grass and silage. This is melting the ice caps and killing us all. So they need a new foodstuff: something that is rich in iron, calcium and natural goodness. Plainly they cannot eat meat so here is an idea to chew on. Why not feed them vegetarians?
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Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.
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This is perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots.
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Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York, and that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face. All we know is he’s called the Stig.
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I'm having a nice cold pint and waiting for this to blow over.
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