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Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

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Jeremy Clarkson
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: April 11
Broadcaster
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Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson
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