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Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

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Jeremy Clarkson
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: April 11
Broadcaster
Film Producer
Journalist
Television Presenter
Writer
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson
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