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Jeremy Clarkson
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: April 11
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Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson
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In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled. Usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.
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Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.
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We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.
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You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!
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Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun.
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Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.
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I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.
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I'm not only in touch with my feminine side, I'm in touch with my gay side as well.
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I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.
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