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A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

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Jeremy Clarkson
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: April 11
Broadcaster
Film Producer
Journalist
Television Presenter
Writer
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson
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Witchcraft
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