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That [Pagani] Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.

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Jeremy Clarkson
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: April 11
Broadcaster
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Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson
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