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God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.

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Jeremy Clarkson
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: April 11
Broadcaster
Film Producer
Journalist
Television Presenter
Writer
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson
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Selling through the internet seems to be a very good idea. There are a million areas that we can go to.
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They are by far the worst drivers. They are spiteful, dithering, old and in the way. They should have their licences taken away.
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Cows eat grass and silage. This is melting the ice caps and killing us all. So they need a new foodstuff: something that is rich in iron, calcium and natural goodness. Plainly they cannot eat meat so here is an idea to chew on. Why not feed them vegetarians?
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I have a pathological terror of falling through ice. I nearly drowned once. I fell off a boat and got a cramp, and was rescued by an oil-rig diver, a great bear of a man who simply leant into the water and scooped me out with one finger.
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There are many rules for the elderly in the Highway Code. I have one too, and here it is: get a bloody move on.
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Nothing can prepare you for the yawning chasm of time that passes in Canada before the healthcare system actually does any healthcare.
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It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it.
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Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun.
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Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius.
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I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.
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Like every big organisation these days, the BBC is obsessed with the wellbeing of those who set foot on its premises. Studios must display warning notices if there is real glass on the set, and the other day I was presented with a booklet explaining how to use a door. I am not kidding.
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I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.
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Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn’t you?
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A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.
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There are shantytowns in South Africa that are built better than Renaults!
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I'm not only in touch with my feminine side, I'm in touch with my gay side as well.
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Governments would rather spend their money on another bomber than education, and why do we fear black men when every bit of suffering in our lives has a Caucasian face attached to it?
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