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God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.

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Jeremy Clarkson
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: April 11
Broadcaster
Film Producer
Journalist
Television Presenter
Writer
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson
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