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Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?

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Jeremy Clarkson
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: April 11
Broadcaster
Film Producer
Journalist
Television Presenter
Writer
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson
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Stabbed
Comfortable

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