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Jeremy Clarkson
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: April 11
Broadcaster
Film Producer
Journalist
Television Presenter
Writer
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson
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There are many rules for the elderly in the Highway Code. I have one too, and here it is: get a bloody move on.
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Ambition is a very dangerous thing because either you achieve it and your life ends prematurely, or you don't, in which case your life is a constant source of disappointment. You must never have ambition.
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Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius.
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I was reading The Mirror the other day and came across a letter from a reader who wrote, 'I was riding my bike to work when this red Ferrari pulled up next to me. Out of the window, Jeremy Clarkson shouted 'Get a car', and drove off.' What I actually said was, 'Get a car you hatchet faced, leaf-eating tw*t
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I love Alfa Romeos and that [Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio] was tremendous.
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You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!
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The newest Ferrari of them all, the 458, the Italia. The GT3 was good, but nowhen near as good as this... almost nothing on Earth is as good as this... Set that something I've just told, involving Cameron Diaz... and some honey... then it comes that even that isn't as good as this.
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We live in the worst country in the world. At least we do for lazy, inefficient, office-bound police, whose response to an extraordinary rise in violent crime is to order more speed cameras.
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The public seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all accidents are avoidable, and that death is something that only happens to people who eat meat and smoke.
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Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.
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I'm not only in touch with my feminine side, I'm in touch with my gay side as well.
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I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.
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I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.
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Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he’s called the Stig.
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If the Scottish want to break away, I shall stand on Hadrian's Wall with a teary handkerchief, and say: 'Good riddance to the lot of you, and take your stupid bagpipes with you.'
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Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.
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This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
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I have a pathological terror of falling through ice. I nearly drowned once. I fell off a boat and got a cramp, and was rescued by an oil-rig diver, a great bear of a man who simply leant into the water and scooped me out with one finger.
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I'm having a nice cold pint and waiting for this to blow over.
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I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.
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