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'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.
Jeph Jacques
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Jeph Jacques
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: June 17
Comics Artist
Comics Writer
Chinatown
Rockville
Jeffrey Paul Jacques
Light
Scorned
May
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Wrath
Love
Candle
Woman
Away
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