In my twenties, my dad was paying half my rent and my ex boyfriend was paying the other half. I wasn't in a good place!

I think as an actress before I was on Twitter I thought, I'm only doing drama [and dramatic roles]... but then as soon I started tweeting it was like, Oh you're the funny girl!... but that was never how I saw myself. It's changed how I seem in other people's eyes.

Throughout my childhood, my parents dropped me off at a multitude of therapists' offices in hopes that I'd avoid growing up to be the kind of asshole who writes books about them. Also because it was sometimes easier than finding a nanny.

I think the power of persuasion would be the greatest superpower of all time.

My parents ... are more like cats. They accidentally had a litter of kittens, and then emotionally moved on to whatever ball of yarn rolled past their line of sight.

There are two types of people in the world: those who think everyone needs therapy, and those who have never been.

I never had credit card debt... I was very much about trying to gain my freedom, so it was about saving.