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But really, what else are you going to talk about in line at the liquor store? Childhood trauma seems like the natural choice, since it’s the reason why most of us are in line there to begin with.
Jenny Lawson
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Jenny Lawson
Age: 50
Born: 1973
Born: December 29
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