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I can finally see that all the terrible parts of my life, the embarrassing parts, the incidents I wanted to pretend never happened, and the things that make me weird and different, were actually the most important parts of my life. They were the parts that made me ME.

Jenny Lawson

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Jenny Lawson
Age: 50
Born: 1973
Born: December 29
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Jennifer Lawson
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