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I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.

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Jenny Eclair
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: March 16
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Jenny-Clare Hargreaves
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I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.
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I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards.
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I don't think I'm successful.
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As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny.
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I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.
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If I do go to the beach there have to be certain rules: it can't be a pebbly beach, there has to be some shade and there has to be a beach bar. I don't want to go off the beaten track.
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I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.
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Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.
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I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.
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