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I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.

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Jenny Eclair
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: March 16
Actor
Comedian
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Jenny-Clare Hargreaves
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Wannabes
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I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.
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I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic.
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I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers.
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