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Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem.
Jenny Eclair
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Jenny Eclair
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: March 16
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