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I'm not cut out to be a famous person I can't do my hair and makeup well enough.

Jennifer Weiner

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Jennifer Weiner
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: March 28
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Film Producer
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Louisiana
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Whenever people with money have power over people with less money, you have the potential for exploitation.
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