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I'm not cut out to be a famous person I can't do my hair and makeup well enough.

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Jennifer Weiner
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: March 28
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If you get the you-are-a-genius label, it can limit you. Because I'm not so scrutinized, I have more freedom. And that let's me write what I want.
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There are a lot of women like me in the world, and we rarely get to see ourselves.
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I was an English major in college, took a ton of creative writing courses, and was a newspaper reporter for 10 years.
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So here I am. Twenty-eight years old, with thirty looming on the horizon. Drunk. Fat. Alone. Unloved. And, worst of all, a cliche, Ally McBeal and Bridget Jones put together, which was probably about how much I weighed.
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Hefty? I'd railed to Peter, waving the clipping for emphasis. Hefty? For the record 'Hefty' is a trash bag. I'm festively plump.
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The idea you can tell a writer of a specific religion to stop writing about that religion is presumptuous.
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There's all kinds of love in the world, and not all of it looks like the stuff in greeting cards.
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