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Cassandra,” he said, “I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country.

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Jennifer Rardin
Age: 45 †
Born: 1965
Born: April 28
Died: 2010
Died: September 20
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Evansville
Indiana
Cassandra
Muppet
Illegal
Hope
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Poaching
Muppets

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