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It looks as if I was thinking what you were thinking. Actually, you weren't. I was really thinking I needed to ask you a question. What was that? Do you think we should ask Goatee Guy how to find the caterer? I smiled at him innocently as his eyebrows pratically met above his nose. I am never going to share my pet peeves with you a

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Jennifer Rardin
Age: 45 †
Born: 1965
Born: April 28
Died: 2010
Died: September 20
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Evansville
Indiana
Thinking
Guy
Nose
Actually
Noses
Caterer
Find
Weren
Goatee
Looks
Mets
Peeves
Going
Needed
Innocently
Really
Question
Eyebrows
Never
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Think
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