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I might be an assassin, but never let it be said I wasn't as gracious a hostess as the next gal.
Jennifer Estep
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Jennifer Estep
Age: 24
Born: 2000
Born: January 1
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I looked at Bria. “How do you put up with him?” Bria started to open her mouth, but Finn piped up instead. “She puts up with me because I happen to be rich, handsome, charming, a witty conversationalist, and exceptionally talented in bed,” he smirked. “Flexible too.” I groaned. “I did not need to hear those last two.
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