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The two men stared at each other. Assumptions were made, judgments rendered, dicks measured.
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Jennifer Estep
Age: 24
Born: 2000
Born: January 1
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Oh yes. You’ve caught me. I confess. My sole purpose in life is to gleefully, willfully, maniacally destroy all of your precious chrome babies.
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