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A bar would not be a good career move for you.

Jennifer Crusie

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Jennifer Crusie
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: September 17
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Wapakoneta
Ohio
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Bars

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Feel no guilt. Getting married and giving birth does not mean that you have sold your life away to perfectly healthy people who can get their own damn socks.
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There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this.
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Phin spared a moment of sympathy for Frank until he looked back and saw him at the bar, leaning into Clea’s cleavage. Get a grip, Frank, he thought, and then he looked down Sophie’s dress and thought, Never mind, Frank.
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Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.
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Dempseys are never in trouble. We just have stretches of life that are more interesting than others.
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Nothing but good times ahead.
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I'm Min's fairy godmother, Charm Boy,' Liza said, frowning down at him. 'And if you don't give her a happily ever after, I'm going to come back and beat you to death with a snow globe.' What happened to bibbity bobbity boo?' Cal asked Min. That was Disney, honey,' Min said. 'It wasn't a documentary.
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I could shove this swizzle stick through his heart, Min thought. She would'nt do it, of course. The stick was plastic and not nearly pointed enough on the end.
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Drink to me! I just realized that I've slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell
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Zach had brought her a dog.
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have you ever met a woman you wanted to give everything to? just turn over everything you had? -Davy Dempsey-
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I believe things will work out for us if we just believe in ourselves.
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Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them.
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Very few people mate for life with the people they fall for at twelve. Doesn't mean is isn't real, doesn't mean it doesn't hurt, doesn't mean it doesn't matter, but basically, we're talking a practice swing in the big game of love.
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Have you talked to North? he said. Yes, she said. I asked him to get us cable. I wish you weren't talking to him. I'd talk to Satan to get cable, Andie said.
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As far as I'm concerned the last good man went when Elvis died.
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Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.
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You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner.
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