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Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them.

Jennifer Crusie

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Jennifer Crusie
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: September 17
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Wapakoneta
Ohio
Women
Without
Right
Important
Breasts
Hang
Clothes

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If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Gwen Goodnight
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have you ever met a woman you wanted to give everything to? just turn over everything you had? -Davy Dempsey-
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Nothing but good times ahead.
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