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Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them.
Jennifer Crusie
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Jennifer Crusie
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: September 17
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Drink to me! I just realized that I've slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell
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That’s not a father. That’s a sperm donor. Forget him. He’s a mess. Concentrate on me. I’m terrific. (Linc Blaise)
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