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Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them.

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Jennifer Crusie
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: September 17
Author
Novelist
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Wapakoneta
Ohio
Important
Breasts
Hang
Clothes
Women
Without
Right

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