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You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner.

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Jennifer Crusie
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: September 17
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Wapakoneta
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You’ve always been nuts. That’s fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you’ve been depressed nuts. I can’t deal with that. - Anthony
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Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them.
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The last time I saw a brow that low I was watching slides in anthropology class
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There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this.
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Once you know the truth, it's always obvious
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Nothing but good times ahead.
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Where were all the women gamblers? It wasn't as if being a woman wasn't a huge risk all by itself. Twenty-eight percent of female homocide victims were killed by husbands or lovers. Which, come to think of it, was probably why there weren't any women gamblers. Living with men was enough of a gamble.
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A bar would not be a good career move for you.
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Christ, I'm in a Doris Day movie
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It's a good thing he broke up with you because now you're free for when the right man finds you. Your prince is on his way. Right. I'm sure he was on his way but a truck hit him.
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Drink to me! I just realized that I've slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell
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So I know you must have a plan and this wolf— Beast, Min said. —frog, whatever, can't fit your plan. He's not a frog, Min said. I kissed him and he did not turn into a prince.He turned into a god. No, he didn't . Look, I'm never going to see him again, so everybody can relax.
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His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.
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Trying to seduce Alec at all was a waste of time he came preseduced anyway. Like a microwave entrée. You pressed his buttons, and he got hot.
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Feel no guilt. Getting married and giving birth does not mean that you have sold your life away to perfectly healthy people who can get their own damn socks.
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Real life doesn't have to suck.
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I could shove this swizzle stick through his heart, Min thought. She would'nt do it, of course. The stick was plastic and not nearly pointed enough on the end.
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