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You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner.

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Jennifer Crusie
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: September 17
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Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them.
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Dempseys are never in trouble. We just have stretches of life that are more interesting than others.
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Part of being a writer is defending your vision and not caving in to outside pressures.
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Very few people mate for life with the people they fall for at twelve. Doesn't mean is isn't real, doesn't mean it doesn't hurt, doesn't mean it doesn't matter, but basically, we're talking a practice swing in the big game of love.
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I could shove this swizzle stick through his heart, Min thought. She would'nt do it, of course. The stick was plastic and not nearly pointed enough on the end.
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Nothing but good times ahead.
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Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.
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Phin spared a moment of sympathy for Frank until he looked back and saw him at the bar, leaning into Clea’s cleavage. Get a grip, Frank, he thought, and then he looked down Sophie’s dress and thought, Never mind, Frank.
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I believe things will work out for us if we just believe in ourselves.
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There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this.
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have you ever met a woman you wanted to give everything to? just turn over everything you had? -Davy Dempsey-
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Have you talked to North? he said. Yes, she said. I asked him to get us cable. I wish you weren't talking to him. I'd talk to Satan to get cable, Andie said.
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Can we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our feelings, and I don't think we can come back from that.
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Drink to me! I just realized that I've slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell
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Feel no guilt. Getting married and giving birth does not mean that you have sold your life away to perfectly healthy people who can get their own damn socks.
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Trying to seduce Alec at all was a waste of time he came preseduced anyway. Like a microwave entrée. You pressed his buttons, and he got hot.
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A lot of really big trees had died to make that desk. His mother had probably gnawed them down, used her nails to saw the boards, and finished the decorative cutwork with her tongue.
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Real life doesn't have to suck.
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What i'm trying to tell you, Min said, is that im going to grow up to be one of those chubby old ladies. It's in my genes. Like self raising flour. i'm going to pouf. thats going to work out well for me, Cal said. because i'm going to grow up to be one of those horny old men who chases chubby old ladies around the couch.
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Be sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.
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