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Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.

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Jennifer Crusie
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: September 17
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Wapakoneta
Ohio
Fairs
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Lint
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