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Real life doesn't have to suck.

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Jennifer Crusie
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: September 17
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Wapakoneta
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have you ever met a woman you wanted to give everything to? just turn over everything you had? -Davy Dempsey-
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What i'm trying to tell you, Min said, is that im going to grow up to be one of those chubby old ladies. It's in my genes. Like self raising flour. i'm going to pouf. thats going to work out well for me, Cal said. because i'm going to grow up to be one of those horny old men who chases chubby old ladies around the couch.
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Very few people mate for life with the people they fall for at twelve. Doesn't mean is isn't real, doesn't mean it doesn't hurt, doesn't mean it doesn't matter, but basically, we're talking a practice swing in the big game of love.
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If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Gwen Goodnight
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Part of being a writer is defending your vision and not caving in to outside pressures.
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Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.
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Phin spared a moment of sympathy for Frank until he looked back and saw him at the bar, leaning into Clea’s cleavage. Get a grip, Frank, he thought, and then he looked down Sophie’s dress and thought, Never mind, Frank.
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There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this.
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That’s not a father. That’s a sperm donor. Forget him. He’s a mess. Concentrate on me. I’m terrific. (Linc Blaise)
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His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.
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Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.
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You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner.
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Of course it hurt you neanderthal! See that? Thats blood. If theres blood, theres pain. Its like smoke and fire.
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We're going to need a bigger dock
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I could shove this swizzle stick through his heart, Min thought. She would'nt do it, of course. The stick was plastic and not nearly pointed enough on the end.
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Trying to seduce Alec at all was a waste of time he came preseduced anyway. Like a microwave entrée. You pressed his buttons, and he got hot.
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Nothing but good times ahead.
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Dempseys are never in trouble. We just have stretches of life that are more interesting than others.
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You know who you remind me of? The kid cop in Lethal Weapon 3. You know, the one who says, 'it's my twenty-first birthday today', and right away you know he's dead meat?
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Nobody in my life has ever known me the way you do. Nobody in my life has ever made me feel as good as you do. You know me, you know everything about me, and when you leave me, you're going to be leaving the real me, the me nobody else has ever seen, that's who you're going to be rejecting.
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