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Real life doesn't have to suck.

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Jennifer Crusie
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: September 17
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Wapakoneta
Ohio
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Be sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.
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have you ever met a woman you wanted to give everything to? just turn over everything you had? -Davy Dempsey-
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You’ve always been nuts. That’s fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you’ve been depressed nuts. I can’t deal with that. - Anthony
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Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.
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I believe things will work out for us if we just believe in ourselves.
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Christ, I'm in a Doris Day movie
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If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Gwen Goodnight
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So I know you must have a plan and this wolf— Beast, Min said. —frog, whatever, can't fit your plan. He's not a frog, Min said. I kissed him and he did not turn into a prince.He turned into a god. No, he didn't . Look, I'm never going to see him again, so everybody can relax.
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Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them.
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Dempseys are never in trouble. We just have stretches of life that are more interesting than others.
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Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.
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The last time I saw a brow that low I was watching slides in anthropology class
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You know who you remind me of? The kid cop in Lethal Weapon 3. You know, the one who says, 'it's my twenty-first birthday today', and right away you know he's dead meat?
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You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner.
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That’s not a father. That’s a sperm donor. Forget him. He’s a mess. Concentrate on me. I’m terrific. (Linc Blaise)
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Phin spared a moment of sympathy for Frank until he looked back and saw him at the bar, leaning into Clea’s cleavage. Get a grip, Frank, he thought, and then he looked down Sophie’s dress and thought, Never mind, Frank.
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Have you talked to North? he said. Yes, she said. I asked him to get us cable. I wish you weren't talking to him. I'd talk to Satan to get cable, Andie said.
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Once you know the truth, it's always obvious
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Feel no guilt. Getting married and giving birth does not mean that you have sold your life away to perfectly healthy people who can get their own damn socks.
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Drink to me! I just realized that I've slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell
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