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It's a good thing he broke up with you because now you're free for when the right man finds you. Your prince is on his way. Right. I'm sure he was on his way but a truck hit him.
Jennifer Crusie
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Jennifer Crusie
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: September 17
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