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That’s not a father. That’s a sperm donor. Forget him. He’s a mess. Concentrate on me. I’m terrific. (Linc Blaise)

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Jennifer Crusie
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: September 17
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Wapakoneta
Ohio
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Father
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Concentrate
Terrific

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Be sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.
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