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That’s not a father. That’s a sperm donor. Forget him. He’s a mess. Concentrate on me. I’m terrific. (Linc Blaise)

Jennifer Crusie

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Jennifer Crusie
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: September 17
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Novelist
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Wapakoneta
Ohio
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Donors
Concentrate
Terrific
Mess
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Father
Sperm

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Of course it hurt you neanderthal! See that? Thats blood. If theres blood, theres pain. Its like smoke and fire.
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A bar would not be a good career move for you.
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have you ever met a woman you wanted to give everything to? just turn over everything you had? -Davy Dempsey-
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Dead woman are not romantic,' Sophie said flatly. 'Okay, she's not dead,' Phin said. 'The bear ate her, and she came her brains out.
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Be sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.
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His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.
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You know who you remind me of? The kid cop in Lethal Weapon 3. You know, the one who says, 'it's my twenty-first birthday today', and right away you know he's dead meat?
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If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Gwen Goodnight
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Well, you won't unless you come to lunch with me, Cal said. I'm holding it for ransom. There's a gun to its heel right now. I have lunch at my desk, Min began, and thought,Oh, for crying out loud, could I beany more pathetic ? Emilio is experimenting with a lunch menu. He needs you. I need you.
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Feel no guilt. Getting married and giving birth does not mean that you have sold your life away to perfectly healthy people who can get their own damn socks.
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