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Have you talked to North? he said. Yes, she said. I asked him to get us cable. I wish you weren't talking to him. I'd talk to Satan to get cable, Andie said.
Jennifer Crusie
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Jennifer Crusie
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: September 17
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