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Dempseys are never in trouble. We just have stretches of life that are more interesting than others.

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Jennifer Crusie
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: September 17
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Wapakoneta
Ohio
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Stretches
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Interesting
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I'm Min's fairy godmother, Charm Boy,' Liza said, frowning down at him. 'And if you don't give her a happily ever after, I'm going to come back and beat you to death with a snow globe.' What happened to bibbity bobbity boo?' Cal asked Min. That was Disney, honey,' Min said. 'It wasn't a documentary.
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If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Gwen Goodnight
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