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Dead woman are not romantic,' Sophie said flatly. 'Okay, she's not dead,' Phin said. 'The bear ate her, and she came her brains out.

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Jennifer Crusie
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: September 17
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Wapakoneta
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