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His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.
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Jennifer Crusie
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: September 17
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I'm Min's fairy godmother, Charm Boy,' Liza said, frowning down at him. 'And if you don't give her a happily ever after, I'm going to come back and beat you to death with a snow globe.' What happened to bibbity bobbity boo?' Cal asked Min. That was Disney, honey,' Min said. 'It wasn't a documentary.
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have you ever met a woman you wanted to give everything to? just turn over everything you had? -Davy Dempsey-
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