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Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.

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Jennifer Crusie
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: September 17
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Novelist
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Wapakoneta
Ohio
Ever
Suckers
Make
Broaden
Horizons
Sucker
Horizon
Wide
Ones
Possible

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